ULTRASECRET//ZETA//SPECIAL ACCESS REQUIRED//NOT RELEASABLE TO AFRICAN NATIONALS

ZETA exists to detect, monitor, and neutralize threats arising from the proliferation and exploitation of Mahala Zeta, the Soviet Union’s final and most dangerous psychoactive agent. We safeguard humanity’s cognitive sovereignty against forces who would use biochemical mind control to subjugate free will — through political, criminal, or paramilitary means.


ZETA is a covert international task force, funded by the U.S. Department of Naval Intelligence, operating beyond the bounds of conventional diplomacy and jurisdiction. Our mission is to monitor and intercept communications regarding the illegal use of Mahala, a Soviet-engineered psychoactive compound originally developed during the Cold War, in regards to its use by international criminals for mind controlled breeding experiments. The weaponized Soviet variety is Mahala-Zeta and completely compromises free will, particularly in adult beautiful women aged 18 and over. It has no effect whatsoever on minors fortunately.

Our primary objective is to track, report, and disseminate information and intelligence regarding the movements of persons traveling to and from Kukuanaland, the compound’s suspected origin point, and monitor individuals whom are under its influence, so that we may prepare reports for submission to other agency’s for possible criminal investigation and prosecution.

We operate in the shadows to preserve the light of free will.

Lt. Commander James Marvel, ZETA Task Force Director

Meet ENS Emmanuelle Arsan, ZETA Task Force XO and Lead Analyst, and daring erotic adventurer…


Current SITREP and location of Mahala Kukuanaland Mahala Fields, status of captured zeta operative, history of exploration

CURRENT AFRICOM ZETA AND KUKUANALAND HUMINT, SIGINT, MASINT AND ELINT intelligence reportING
KUKUANALAND ZETA RELATED REPORTS ARE A PRODUCT OF THE JOINT RECONNAISSANCE CENTER- NAVAL ANALYSIS DETACHMENT (JRC NAD) AT RAF MOLESWORTH, UK